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five acts; round one

so i just found out about this thing and i was coerced into joining.

kacts is a kink fill where you make a post in your own journal and fill in your list of kinks and kind people will write you fic and you write other people fic if you are so inspired. sign ups for round one are here, as well as more information.
→ check out other peoples lists here.

☀my list☀
❶ Secrets; secret crushes, secret admirers, secret lives, secret powers, breaking secrets, surprising discoveries, etc.

❷ Genderbending and body switching; or anything that involves ending up as something other than the norm, basically supernatural stuff. ~~sobs~~

❸ Superpowers; power awakening, power responsibility, learning how to cope, mutations, etc.

❹ Journeying; road trips, time travel(!~~doctor who~~), being lost and trying to get home, space travel, extended vacations, school break, school field trips, odysseys, quests, etc. (especially if the journey is one of self discovery and such. )

❺ domestication; forced cohabitation, living together, cuddling, ~~grocery~~ shopping, settling down, living a “normal” life, nesting, family, barbeque’s, kid birthday parties, morning sex. (sobs especially when two people who hate each other have to live together and everyone assumes they’re together and they end up being a couple, i’m a sucker for those;;)

_{no i don't mind if anything ends up being sexual, either.}

☀fandoms☀

f.t island;_{hongki/jonghun, seunghyun/minhwan, minhwan/wonbin, hongki/seunghyun, seunghyun/jonghun, jaejin/seunghyun/minhwan, ot5/6, gen.}
snsd;_{taeyeon/seohyun, hyoyeon/ yuri, jessica/tiffany, hyoyeon/jessica, tiffany/sunny, yuri/yoona, ot9, any pairing in the world, ever.}
f(x);_{amber/krystal, amber/luna, sulli/krystal, victoria/amber, ot5.}
2pm;_{chansung/nichkhun, chansung/wooyoung, chansung/junho, wooyoung/nichkhun, junsu/junho, taecyeon/jay, taecyeon/wooyoung, ot6/7.}
shinee;_{jonghyun/key, onew/taemin, taemin/key, minho/key, onew/key, jonghyun/minho.}
ss501;_{hyunjoong/kyujong, hyungjoon/jungmin, kyujong/jungmin, jungmin/kyujong/hyunjoong, youngsaeng/kyujong.}
u-kiss;_{soohyun/kiseop, kibum/kevin, alexander/kevin, eli/any.}
misc./others; superjunior (kibum/donghae, heechul/hankyung, zhou mi/kyuhyun, anything else basically) t-ara (soyeon/eunjung), after school (raina/nana, uee/bekah), secret (hyosung/zinger, any) miss a (ot4, suzy/fei, jia/fei, min/suzy, fei-fic), beast (doojoon/dongwoon, dongwoon-fic, doojoon/yoseob), cnblue (jonghyun/yonghwa), dbsk (yunho/jaejoong)

soloists/crossovers; g.na/ anyone in cube, iu/jiyeon, iu/jiyeon/luna, hyukjae/hyoyeon, donghae/jessica, yoona/taecyeon, chansung/jinwoon, seohyun/yonghwa, nichkhun/victoria, doojoon/one day, soyeon/snsd, g.na/hyosung, yubin/uee, yubin/younha, younha/anyone, jaejin/key, ‘91-line (jaejin/key/mir/jinwoon/dongwoon +tagalong seunghyun).

☀my fills☀
intoxication (f.t island; hongki/seunghyun/jonghun)
perfect moment ( wgm; victoria/nichkhun)
flaming charisma (shinee; minho/jonghyun)

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this is supposed to be a traveling theme in order to discover one's self .. kind of. idek .. x__x

-

"Come on, wake up."

"Nnnnnhh - what?"

"Get up and put your clothes on, come on."

"Why?"

"We're going on a little field trip, so hurry your ass up," Jonghyun mumbles quite lazily himself, making a mental note to stop by in the bathroom again to splash some cold water on his face. He doesn't know why he's doing this, but that night particularly, it felt right. It felt needed.

Yonghwa comes out in faded jeans and an over sized shirt four and a half minutes later. Over sized shirt, maybe, or just an old shirt that Yonghwa has learned to make bigger, because Jonghyun still refuses to believe that he's shrinked. Not like his heart , anyways.

"Where are we going?" Yonghwa asks around a yawn, following Jonghyun to the car. They hop on in, or more like stumble in, and Yonghwa immediately rests his head against the passenger window.

"I don't know, somewhere new I guess."

"What's wrong with the old?"

Jonghyun looks over sharply and Yonghwa falls silent. They both know what this is about because it's always about the same thing. Except this time, Jonghyun tries to help, even if it won't work.

The engine starts and everything after that is lost in the blur of the motor.

Jonghyun finally stops driving after twenty, twenty five minutes. It's the middle of no where, really. An abandoned parking lot, not even a beach, or a park - but it'll have to do.

"So, we're just going to lie here?" Yonghwa asks cheekily, frowning and furrowing his brows. Jonghyun sees wrinkles and says nothing about the creases of worry.

"We're going to lie here until you learn to accept she's not coming back."

"I can't Jonghyun - I just, I can't forget about Seohyun."

"No one is asking you to forget about her," Jonghyun whispers and pulls his knees up against his chest, the bottom of his sneakers making a dragging sound against the pavement. "I'm just asking you learn to be happy again, you know? With us."

Yonghwa gulps down the burning in the back of his throat and just lies back.

"Well, I guess well be here for awhile then."

oh my gosh, this is amazing! i really feel yonghwa's feel but i also feel jonghyun's, so acutely. i love this pairing and all the ins and outs of it :3 it's so fantastic and you write it so well! thank you so much!

_{Over sized shirt, maybe, or just an old shirt that Yonghwa has learned to make bigger, because Jonghyun still refuses to believe that he's shrinked. Not like his heart , anyways.}

i love this so much, the focus of how he's wasting away and how jonghyun is trying so hard to bring him back. i think the little details are some of my favorite parts, and i love that you leave it open as to whether he'll be able to move on or not. thank you so much ;~;♥

no problem :D i am really happy you like it ♥
i love these three.

how would you feel about dongwoon/hyunah? otherwise I can do gen or dongwoon/gina.

dongwoon/hyunah would be amazing! i never really thought of that pairing before but now that i do i think it'd be so cute ;v;<3 thanks for asking! ♥♥

Dongwoon discovers his power when he’s five. It’s eight in the morning and he’s clinging to his mother’s fingers, begging her not to leave him behind. She pats his head, telling him it’ll be all right, the teachers here are friendly, and lets go of his hand. He begins to cry as the front door swings behind her.

Somewhere between that moment and the teacher leading him into the classroom, Dongwoon acquires a gorgeous stuffed unicorn. Its sewn-on eyes are strangely warm, as if the doll’s trying to comfort him. Everyone will want to play with you, especially with me around, it seems to say, and miraculously, it’s prophetic. Dongwoon comes up with many theories about the origin of the unicorn, but a few more incidents later, the truth comes out: He spontaneously generates inanimate objects when he’s nervous.

This is something, even at the ripe old age of twenty, that very few people know.

“We have a super-maknae,” Kikwang says, beaming, when Dongwoon conjures a pair of pink pom-poms while they’re practicing for their debut stage. Doojoon and Yoseob laugh along, trying to be supportive, and Junhyung and Hyunseung merely look confused at his incompetence. Dongwoon throws the pom-poms in a corner and tries to pretend the whole thing never happened, which proves difficult when Yoseob asks him to materialize ramyun for dinner (Dongwoon then explains, sadly, that he has no control when or what he generates, and Yoseob orders chicken). All things considered, they take it much better than he expected.

With time, it becomes slightly less of a problem. It helps that the band knows, and they’re quick to help when something goes wrong during a rehearsal or when he conjures a can of sardines during a variety show. Dongwoon’s always a little nervous when he’s in front of a camera, gripping the nearest object, usually a microphone, like it’s his lifeline. There’s nothing he can do, he tells himself, other than being cautious.

They’re doing another mass concert with 4minute when Dongwoon starts breaking his own rules. Hyunah, whiney, stupid, maybe-kind-of-cute Hyunah, is just inches away from him, muttering inaudible nonsense into Sohyun’s ear, and Dongwoon starts to feel daring. Doojoon gives him a concerned look when he clasps his hands in front of his chest, but Dongwoon shakes it off, feeling inexplicably comfortable. There’s nothing in his hands.

Hyunah turns away from Sohyun a few moments later, looking out into the crowd, and Dongwoon pushes the boundaries a little more, taking a hand and punching her shoulder. She gapes at him (she’s always been easy to tease), and he winces, feeling the familiar sensation of blood rushing into his cheeks and hands. He freezes for a tantalizing beat. Nothing happens, and then there’s a blow to his back. Hyunah gives him a victorious smirk and pretends to pay attention to the MC—he’s trumpeting the usual nonsense about the Hallyu wave, and Dongwoon eases the boredom by elbowing Hyunah’s waist.

He’s bored, he realizes, suddenly. Not nervous. Hyunah laughs incredulously and puts a hand on his shoulder, leaning up to his ear. “Is this your idea of stage presence?” she whispers, breath hot on his skin. He blushes. “Because I liked seeing you squirm in formation much better.”

Dongwoon looks down at his empty hands and has an epiphany. “Do you…want to get ice cream after this?”

She wrinkles her nose. “What?”

He clears his throat. “I said, do you think this will be over soon.”

“No,” she says, leaning her head against Sohyun’s shoulder. The MC finishes his drivel to weary applause. “And yes.”

“Huh?”

Hyunah stretches her arm out to tap his shoulder and smirks. “You’re paying,” she mouths, and hides behind Jiyoon.

(Two hours later, Dongwoon gets a double scoop of mint chocolate chip, and Hyunah, not to be outdone, gets a triple scoop of superman in a gaudy waffle cone. Fitting, he thinks, since Hyunah is quite possibly his Kryptonite.)

oh my gosh, don't worry about it, i'm far slower, no lies! i love this so much! i love relationships within cube entertainment and this is no different ;~; and, and i love that the members just accept it and even help him out on shows, and that his power is that he generates things when he's nervous, because sometimes i notice that he seems to fiddle with whatever is in his hands, be it a mic or some other object, probably because he's nervous. ;~; i love it so much.

and of course, i love how hyunah becomes his kryptonite, that's the best, most adorable thing in the world. i also love how you describe their interactions so gorgeously and omg i'll shut up now and leave you alone, i-i-i just love everything, forever. thank you so much ;____;♥♥

sob I am really glad you liked it &hearts &hearts and lol I wanted to give dongwoon a useless power and combining it with nervousness worked out pretty well.

oh, and I used this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CeJokfusAo) as partial inspiration, if it wasn't obvious .____.

screams, why are they so adorable ;~;♥

i was originally gonna go with forced cohabitation where they initally don't really like each other but... it was going to be longer than my current attention span will allow me to write. SOBS.

"The least you can do is clean up after your guests, you know," Jaejin tells Kibum, as he toes over a can of beer lying around.

He flops down on the sofa, shoving Kibum's legs out of the way. "This place is a mess," he adds, picking up a few pieces of nuts from the bowl sitting on the coffee table.

"You could've joined the fun, you know," Kibum points out. "It was supposed to be your homecoming shindig."

"Was it?" Jaejin's eyebrow quirks up. "Chulyong was saying something earlier about weekly parties."

"You know Chulyong loves exaggerating," Kibum says, stretching his legs over Jaejin's lap.

"Dongwoon said it was true."

"Oops?" Kibum says, cocking his head, not looking sorry at all.

"Geez Kibum, I go away for a little over a month and you turn this place into party central," Jaejin frowns.

"Only 'cause I missed you!" Kibum says with a teasing grin.

Jaejin stares at him and snorts, "Kibummie, most jokes are half-meant."

"Who said anything about a joke?" Kibum says.

Jaejin laughs. "Remember the last time you 'missed' me? You went to that singles mixer thing and met Chulyong and Dongwoon and—"

"And Jinwoon, yeah, what's your point?" Kibum asks, poking a toe into Jaejin's side. "They're all your friends too, now. Even snitching on me and my parties, hmph."

Jaejin laughs. "My point is, we don't need any more weirdos in our life! Also, we don't really need huge messes to clean up," he says looking around their almost-trashed apartment.

"You're just too much of a lazy-ass to clean up, admit it."

"Maybe," Jaejin says, laughing again. "Can't we just stay on the couch and will the mess away?"'

Kibum chooses that moment to turn his body around and exchange his head for his legs on Jaejin's lap. "Only if you let me stay like this," he says, making himself comfortable.

"But your head is so heavy," Jaejin complains, but he's also smiling.

"Still prettier than your head," Kibum replies.

"That doesn't even make sense!" Jaejin exclaims, which gets Kibum to crack up, which in turn gets Jaejin laughing.

"You're such an unbearable shit sometimes," Jaejin says with a sigh after their laughter finally dies down.

"Yeah, but I'm your unbearable shit and there's nothing you really wanna do about it," Kibum says.

babyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! this is more than i could have ever hoped for! jaejin/key is so perfect, i love them ;~;♥ i love this so much, from the way they act together and how they just, complain, forever. it's so them, haha! and of course when key puts his head in jaejin's lap - PERFECT! ;;♥

thank you, thank youuu for writing this for me you precious, precious person you♥

ilu and il this pairing. i'm glad you liked it! ♥

Jessica and Yuri have been staying together for five months but they never get along with each other. They fight with each other every day or let’s just say, they fight every time they meet each other. They even fight with their room, and sometimes cause Yuri to sleep outside the room, or share Yoona’s room, instead. It has been a common life for them – fighting, shouting, throwing things to each other.

“Ding dong~” the bell rings, Yoona walks to the door, to see who interrupts her breakfast in the morning. She opens the door, and sees Tiffany. She sighs, “Fany-ah, did I tell you to come this fast?” she asks and Tiffany shakes her head, “No, but I’m so bored right now. Okay. I need someone to accompany me, or you.” She replies. The other girl rolls her eyes, “Fine, come in. Let’s eat breakfast with me.”

Tiffany smiles and enters the house, quickly goes to the table. “God, I’m so hungry. May I take this, please?” she asks, pointing at the food she sees. “Sure, feel free.” Yoona replies. They start eating together, and suddenly, they hear a loud crack coming from a room in the house. Tiffany chocks on her own food, and her eyes move to Yoona, “Are Yuri and Jessica fighting again?”

Yoona nods, “That’s their daily routine. There’s nothing I can do to stop them. They might be like that forever,” she says, and sighs. “Or, maybe not.” Tiffany interrupted. There’s a confused look on Yoona’s face, and she exchanges gazes with Tiffany. “What do you mean?” she asks curiously and Tiffany just chuckles, “Hate can turn into love, you know. It happens a lot in our lives. Like us, both of us hated each other, but later, we become friends, right?”

Yoona laughs, “Haha, yeah. How come I never think of that?”

“At first, I thought they’re together, because you know, couples fight with each other a lot. But then, you told me that they hate each other. So, yeah. Actually, I want to ask you something. What causes them to fight? I thought of asking you for a long time, but I forgot.”

“Hm, I’m not sure but they started fighting when they have to share the same room for the first time. Yuri has her own room, but I need to use her room as a store room. You see, many useless things in this house. That’s why I ask Yuri to share a room with Jessica, and Jessica.. uhh, she doesn’t really talk to people. She’s cold to everyone.”

Tiffany’s mouth shapes an ‘O’, and Yoona pushes her jaw to close her mouth. “It’s not that surprising, okay.”

“Er, okay.” Tiffany speaks out.

-

“Jessica, stop it. Please, we already fight for so long, and I’m tired.”

“No, I –“

Yuri pushes Jessica to the bed, and she’s on top of the older girl. “I told you for a lot of times to settle this. But, you’re so fucking stubborn, aren’t you?” she smirks. “Oh, and your stubbornness turns me on more. Yes, I admit. I have this sexual feeling on you. This may sound weird, but yes, it is,”

Jessica looks away, “And you want to make me as your sex partner? In your dream,” She replies.

omg, anon, i'm so sorry, i don't know why i had my lj set to screen anon comments. reading right now♥

aw this is so cute! i love how you kind of added the secrets prompt in here too♥ i like the idea of yuri and jessica fighting even though they love each other--i love couples like that.♥ i like how wise tiffany seems to what's going on, too. thank you so much for this, it's so cute♥ i love it!♥♥

“Look at me,” Yuri demands, but Jessica ignores her. She tries to push the girl on her top, but she can’t, because the other girl is stronger. “Don’t push me, because I know you want me too, right?” she says, and kisses Jessica on the lips passionately. Jessica stuns at first, but later, she soon starts to respond to the kiss, because it just feels too good and she knows the fact that she’s currently fighting, but damn, Yuri plays her tongue very well.

After Yuri already takes off her clothes, her hand slips in Jessica’s shirt, and goes up to unhook her bra. After that, she pulls the shirt, which causes Jessica to be half-naked in front of her. Their kiss continues, and Yuri’s hand goes down to take off the short, and panties. “Well, fuck you for being so sexy,” Yuri whispers on Jessica’s ear.

For the next step, Yuri moves down to Jessica’s neck, giving the older girl a small tease. Both hands are used to caress on the breasts, and slowly, she goes down to the breasts, licking and nibbling the hardened nipples. Jessica moans.

Yuri goes down to the spot between the legs, and licks the part softly, as to give the older girl a big, big tease. Jessica tries to control herself from coming, but she’s unsuccessful to do so. With the tease Yuri gives, she cannot control herself anymore, and she comes. Next, Yuri takes her two fingers, slipping them into Jessica’s entrance.
At first, Yuri does it slow, and slower, waiting for Jessica to beg. “God, just fuck me already.”

Yuri smiles in satisfaction, “Finally,” she says, and thrusts faster into the entrance. The fingers go deeper, and Jessica’s moan could be heard. She never feels that being fucked up is so good, and Yuri’s touch makes her scream for more. Once they’re done, Yuri lies next to her. “Fuck you, Yuri. Fuck you.”

“Why?”

“Fuck you for being so good. Honestly said, you made me forgot that we’re fighting with each other,”

“Sometimes, we need to release our sexual tension so yeah, that’s why I made it with you,”

“We can be fuck-buddies, but no, I won’t fall in love with you, for sure.”
“It’s not that I want to fall in love with you, either,”

And the random babbling and nagging starts again.

-

aw anon, you could never disappoint me and this doesn't fail at all!

this was so hot ;~; i haven't read much smut for snsd, but this is so fantastic, i absolutely love it. the way you describe the tension between them makes it so much better, and the way you write smut is so hot. crying, thank you so much for writing this! i actually love stories about couples who hate each other but then become something more, so i don't think it's weird at all! but then, i'm weird, l-lol. thank you again, i love this so much ;~;♥♥ i wish i could give you a big huge hug ;~;!

I'm happy that I don't disappoint you at all :')

Whisperer

HyungJun woke up believing the day would be as normal as any other day he had experienced since being born, but that little belief changed the moment Jungmin called him to arrange a meeting in an isolated park. As the two men sat on the bench next to each other, awkward as they could be, Jungmin finally mustered up the courage to stammer out what he wanted to say, “I don’t know how or why but I have superpowers!”

An awkward silence followed Jungmin’s outburst lasting for what seemed like an eternity before HyungJun spoke up, “So you have superpowers now?” HyungJun pinched Jungmin to make sure he was awake. The immediate slap he received to the back of the head verified that he was indeed awake. As he rubbed his mistreated head, HyungJun smiled, figuring he should just play along with whatever Jungmin had up his sleeves. “So what kind of powers do you have?”

Jungmin fiddled with his fingers, mumbling incoherent phrases.

“What was that?” HyungJun could have sworn he heard something about rabbits.

“I CAN COMMUNICATE WITH BUNNY RABBITS, OKAY?”

“…”

“…”

“I’m leaving you.”

“W-wait!” Jungmin quickly grabbed HyungJun’s wrist, but the younger man continued trying to walk away with Jungmin being dragged along. “I’m serious! I speak to rabbits, and they answer back to me! I can prove it, too!”

HyungJun stopped trying to crawl away from what he assumed was a deranged man that should be put into an asylum. He sighed. “Fine, how?”

“What should I say to him?” Jungmin looked at the white bunny wrinkling his nose at HyungJun.

HyungJun stared at the fluffy creature in front of him. “Ask him to give me his carrot.”

Jungmin started speaking to the bunny, making what HyungJun presumed were bunny noises. HyungJun’s eyes widened when the bunny grabbed a carrot from his dish and hopped over to drop the orange vegetable in front of the befuddled man.

HyungJun picked up the carrot hesitantly, his voice was in a complete awe as he spoke, “Funny, I’ve always thought you would have the power to communicate with horses.”

Jungmin glared at the cheeky man across from him. He made more bunny noises and smiled in satisfaction when the white bunny bit HyungJun’s hand.

HyungJun yelped in surprise, pulling his bitten hand away from the suddenly dangerous animal. A pout formed on his face as he tended to his injured hand. “You’re seriously going to use your power to speak to bunnies for evil?”

Jungmin stared at HyungJun for a moment before picking up the white bunny and walking away. “I’m leaving you.”

HyungJun made some whining noises before yelling after Jungmin, “BY THE WAY, YOU HAVE THE STUPIDEST POWER EVER, YOU BUNNY WHISPERER, YOU.”

...I’M SO SORRY orz

…but I do want to speak to bunnies, and I think it would be an awesome power to have :’D

crying, this is so adorable, this would so be the most awesome super power :3♥ jungmin could use his power to take over the world, l-lol♥ t-thank you so much for this!

HyungJun picked up the carrot hesitantly, his voice was in a complete awe as he spoke, “Funny, I’ve always thought you would have the power to communicate with horses.”

this made me lol, thank you again ;___;♥

lol, and knowing how bunnies are so good at multiplying, I wouldn't doubt that for a moment :'D I'm so glad you liked this absurd thing ♥

yes! we have a bunny that runs around our yard, i wish i could speak to her :(♥ thank you again ;~;♥♥ of course i loved it! :3

how about i finish that old hp verse of snsd and we can call it even forever?

i don't know if i should say this or not, but your suggestion made me squeal out loud♥ if you were to finish this, i would give you my entire soul ;~;♥♥♥!

dawwww hahaha. since school/exams are FINALLY finished i thought i would dabble in writing again and i was going through my old wips and i found the hp verse and alsdkjf i really want to finish it now lol all engines full steam ahead wooo~

hurray! congratulations on finishing exams/school! :3 the thought of you writing excites me so much! brb, getting coal for your steam engine! :3

teehee thank you! ugh i feel so rusty aldsfjk whatever i will do my best. bawww you are so cute /petpet.

eee, don't pet me, i'll just come back for more :3 and psh~ you can't be more rusty than i still feel, l-lol!

oh my god

i'm going to write something for you but I FORGOT WHO ROOMS WITH WHO lasdjflasjdfjasdfl this is what happens when i disappear from fandom

welp

i thiiiink that this is still their order, but i'm not sure? this is the most recent reveal i could find anyway! i hope this helps! ;~; (http://snsd-life.blogspot.com/2010/02/daily-video020210snsdsnsd-revealed.html)

wooo ty bb. but omg i am so rusty omg someone kill me why is writing like this! ;w;

uhh i wanted to write this because i am obsessed with x-men right now...i apologize LOL. and like i said this is quick and ughh trying to get my juices flowing BUT IT'S SO TERRIBLE whatever whatever i will rewrite/extend it later ;w;

The first thing Tiffany notices when she wakes up is that her hair is floating around her face. The second thing she notices is that it’s her floating – along with her chair, Hello Kitty throw-pillow and her pink and white polka-dotted bra.

She blinks sleepily and assesses the situation for one quiet moment before opening her mouth and shrieking bloody murder into the air. The god-awful shrieks last for about two minutes before Yoona and Yuri come crashing through her door, both holding what they assume to be weapons of destruction: in other words, a baseball bat and a large vase.

“Okay where’s the pervert – “ Yoona raises the vase in a threatening manner before immediately dropping it to the ground, shattering it into several pieces, when she sees exactly what’s making Tiffany scream.

“Whoa,” she gasps out, eyes wide with shock. Yuri holds the bat tighter to her chest, all previous traces of sleepiness replaced by absolute bewilderment. Tiffany continues screaming. Several of her books float up from their shelves to join her in the air.

They stand there in stupefied silence – aside from Tiffany’s escalating shrieks – before Taeyeon joins them, looking as angry as her normally cheerful disposition allows. “What are you doing?” she yells, voice carrying over the noise, prompting Tiffany to stop so she can actually take a breath. Problem is as soon as she stops screaming, everything suddenly stops floating and after a terrifying silent beat, everything comes crashing to the floor. Including Tiffany.

“Ow!” Tiffany squawks in pain but still manages to maintain her terrified expression. “Did you see that?” She staggers to her feet, rubbing her now sore backside, glaring at the others. “Well?”

Yoona exchanges a disbelieving look with Yuri. Taeyeon, whose anger died upon seeing Tiffany and her belongings fall simultaneously, simply gawks.

“Maybe,” Yuri ventures weakly when she finds the silence too stifling. “Maybe we’re all just…really…tired.” She glances at the quiet Taeyeon. “We should just all get some rest…”

Tiffany scowls when she realizes that Yuri is implying that all of her suffering was simply a delusion. “Like hell!” Her voice goes up a pitch and the other three are lifted into the air for about two seconds before crashing to the floor in a tangled heap.

“Or maybe not,” Yoona grumbles from her place under Yuri’s legs. Taeyeon just makes a strangled noise before slumping to the ground. Tiffany’s scowl deepens.

Edited 2011-06-14 11:57 (UTC)

you are very awesome at this snsd funny business, you know that. ugh i seriously love the way you wrote yoonyul. they are such a hilarious otp.

really! i just imagine anything they would do together would just be silly and ridiculous. omg i love yoonyul so much!

screams, what do you mean this is "terrible"?! this is my favorite new thing, ever! ;~;!♥♥ you write humor so well! lol this is perfect, though. i love how you write snsd! i love how they all try to blame it on being tired l-lol and the vase and the bat--OH YOONYUL, you two are perfection! and lol taeyeon, dying so much. thank you so much for this omgomgomgomg i flailed forever :3

lajflakjsd yay i am so glad you like it ;w; ♥ seriously i haven't written anything in forever and...ugh. humor is easy to write with snsd - ESPECIALLY TIFFANY. yes they are weapons of mass destruction didn't you know!

Being the cheesy romantic that I am, I will say that my life literally started when I first moved into my new condominium. I finally settled in after the movers informed me that they moved all the stuff together, just the way I wanted it.

However, half the stuff in the place weren't even mine, but I just assumed they were a part of the place. It took me one hour of sleep and a spray of water on my face to realize that I wasn't living alone.

My eyes slowly opened and I freaked out seeing a frog alien of some sort, staring down at me with his freakish height. I screamed right on the spot.

The tall alien with the doe-like eyes winced and stared right back at me. "Wow, I've never heard anyone's voice that high before..." he muttered lowly, but audible enough for me to catch. Those were the 1st words he gave me.

After our somewhat awkward meeting, we both found out that we got this place at a cheap price because we both paid for the same condo. So technically, we each paid half the full price to buy the place. Since the condo is huge for both of us to live in, we decided to be roommates and agreed to never touch each other's stuff.

A week later, I simply lived my life normally. Being the King of Skinship, I slowly got comfortable around Choi Minho (he told me his name before we went to our bedrooms) and would sometimes touch him by the lower back, only because I couldn't reach to pat his upper back. There was one time when we'd end up cuddling on the couch randomly while watching a soap opera. My brother, Kibum, apparently visited me that day and the door had been unlocked (I forgot to lock it). "OH. MY. GOD." He shouted the words slowly, causing Minho & I to jump in our seats surprised and stare at him. "KIM JONGHYUN, YOU FAILED TO MENTION YOUR HANDSOME OF A BOYFRIEND?!" Shit, I didn't tell Minho I'm gay! But it looks like Minho wasn't bothered by it, because then he said, "Oh, sorry, my name is Choi Minho. I'm Jonghyun's roommate, not boyfriend. Sorry for the confusion." At the end of the day Kibum told me he approves, whatever that means.

The next day, Minho & I went shopping for groceries. We got bored searching for what we need so we fooled around the market a bit. Minho pushed the shopping cart while I climbed into it. TOgether we were strolling down the aisles hunting for our "treasures". That day, I learned what Minho was allergic to, what he liked the most, and what he dislikes the most. The conversation ended up in our tastes of music, color, and other things that came to mind. We became close friends after that.

2 months later, I invited Minho to a family barbeque on Saturday, since he had nothing else to do that day. We came together at the gathering, and stupid Kibum had to shriek and yell, "EVERYONE! JONGHYUN'S BOYFRIEND HAS ARRIVED!" I could remember myself blushing and from the corner of my eye, Minho covered his face with his hand. Other than all those embrassing questions from my family, the barbeque was pretty great. I got to see a sweaty Minho playing basketball with Kibum (yes, surprisingly he plays well with his slim figure) and Jinki, who is Key's friend from school. I found out how competitive Minho can be and how jealous I can get whenever Jinki pats Minho on the upper back. That night when we came back home, I practically jumped to slap Minho on the back, causing him to yelp and glare at me. "Ouch! What the hell did you do that for?!" he shouted. His deep voice struck me and I started to cry at his sudden tone of voice. I can be really sensitive sometimes, you know.

His eyes softened as he stared at me. "Sorry, hyung, but just why did you do that?" he asked, this time softly. I bit my lip and looked up at him. "I was...jealous that Jinki can touch you on the upper back," I answered him and pouted. "I can only reach your lower back..." Minho chuckled at me and reached for my hand. He pulled it towards where I can reach on his back and kept it there. "Hyung, I like it how you're the only one to touch me there." He told me. Well, hell, that kept me up all night in my room.

6 months later, Minho & I started dating. Minho was the one who asked me out, which shocked me by surprise, because I really thought he was straight. Anyways, one day, we came back late at night from our date at a fancy restaurant and talked about our personal lives. I was currently working on writing a song while Minho recently got accepted in a lead role in a play at our university.

Suddenly, I turned and nearly screamed seeing a small little girl sobbing silently to herself behind a small gated fence. Her clothes were really torn and dirty, and you can hear the house behind her full of shouts and swear words. Next thing I knew, I heard stuff crashing to the ground and louder yelling. I can roughly translate the argument as such: the little girl's parents are the ones who are fighting against each other about selling drugs, prostitution, and beating the little girl up for standing in the way, which would explain the torn clothing. I sighed in relief, my 1st thought about what happened to the little girl slowly fading away.

I turned back to Minho, a bit scared of what might happen to the little girl. It seemed that he understood my telepathy as he bent down to the little girl's level (tried to - he's tall) and talked to her across the gate.

"Hey, little girl. What's your name?"

She sniffled a bit and calmed down when she saw us. ".....Chulmoo." she answered.

He raised an eyebrow and so did I. "Chulmoo? That's a boy's name and it means iron weapon," he told her.

The little girl nodded. "I'm a girl, though." Judging by her long black hair and dress, she obviously is.

"Chulmoo, why are you crying?"

She sniffled again. "Mommy and Daddy are fighting again. I always end up as a shield for either of them, so this time I'm out here. This time they're fighting over money."

Minho nodded. "How old are you, Chulmoo?"

"4."

My mind snapped. Someone as innocent and young as her doesn't deserve a life like this. I hopped over the small gate and scooped her up in my arms. Minho looked at me with wide eyes as I hopped back over the gate. "Hyung, what are you doing?!" he hissed.

"Minho, call the police." I looked him in the eye with determination. "This girl does not deserve to live like this! We need to alert authorities!"

Minho nodded and quickly called the cops through his phone as I made Chulmoo stop crying with funny facial expressions. She giggled, which caused some attention. "WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT LITTLE SNOT?!" a lady screamed through the house. We both froze for a second and stared at the house. After Minho got off the phone, that's when a man ran out with a knife in his hands.

"HOLY SHIT! RUN, MINHO!" I yelled and ran quickly ahead back to our condo, which was unfortunately about a mile away. I still carried the kid, so the weight sort of slowed me down, seeing as I'm not the athletic type. Thank God for Minho, who caught up to me, and took the kid from me with one arm while grabbing me with another arm. Together we ran away from the crazy man.

The next day, we were informed by the police that Chulmoo's parents got caught and arrested for many charges. Turns out they have been felonies for a long time. The poor girl would later get picked up in the afternoon by authorities and will be placed in an orphanage care. I started playing with her as much as I could and even cooked for her. I had never seen her happier than when I first met her.

I smiled as she colored one of my scratch pieces of music sheets with a crayon, wearing one of my shirts as a dress for her. Someone wrapped their arms around me and I turned around to find Minho smiling at me. "Did you ever want kids, hyung?" he asked me. I thought about it for a bit. Of course, I want a family and children, and I especially want a daughter like Chulmoo. But I'm gay and in love with Minho, so I can't produce any children. I nodded in reply and chuckled as Chulmoo attempted to draw a jumbo version of a music note.

The next week, life went back to normal for me, other than Minho becoming my lover. I came back home from my part-time job as a photographer in the afternoon and found a note in the kitchen.

Hyung, I'll be coming home soon. Be sure to make dinner for 3, ok? ^^

<3 Minho

There was going to be a guest, I assume. So I cooked spaghetti dinner for 3 people, wondering who would be coming over. Maybe it would be Minho's friend, Taemin. That boy is still cute, even if he's 18 years old. The bell rang and I came over to answer it. My eyes widened in shock.

"Jonghyun umma!" Chulmool shouted with joy as she clung onto my leg. I glanced up at Minho as he entered the condo and waved the papers in the air with a smile on his face.

"We have custody over her, and she's no longer called Chulmool. I changed her name legally to Eunkyung." Eunkyung roughly translates to "graceful gem" in Korean.

I screamed with joy and gave Minho a big smack on the lips. I then carried "Eunkyung" from my leg and spun her around. "YAY! I HAVE A DAUGHTER!" I could hear Minho chuckle beside me.

2 years later, I woke up feeling something stick up my ass. I looked up at Minho towering over me, smiling cheekily. "What the hell? Trying to rape me in my sleep?" were the 1st words I said to him for the day.

Minho chuckled at me and retorted back, "Now why would I rape my husband?"

Minho & I got married a year ago with Kibum's help of connections to Europe (fashion connections) and Jinki's share of money blessings (he had hit the lottery jackpot with $5million in Korean currency).

I shrugged and leaned up to kiss him. Pretty soon, we were moaning and groaning as we practically humped each other in bed at 8am in the morning. A few minutes after we came together, there was a knock on the bedroom door.

"KIM JONGHYUN! STOP HAVING SEX WITH MINHO AND PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR DAUGHTER!" Kibum? I glanced at Minho questioningly. He shrugged. How did my brother get in the condo?

"Key appa, what's sex?" Oh shit.

"Oh, well sex is - " HOLY SHIT! EUNKYUNG!

Minho & I scrambled off the bed to put on our clothes, and Minho ran to stop Kibum first before me, because my ass started to hurt.

Yep, this is basically my life now, and I wouldn't change a thing. (Though I should buy a new lock, but knowing my brother, he'd always find a way to unlock all doors.)

aw this is so cute! ♥ for some reason, jonghyun first pov is always really endearing to me♥ thank you so much for writing this and sharing it! ♥♥♥ i think chulmoo is a cute name, but then i'm really weird lol♥ thanks so much, again!

yeah~ you're welcome! ^^
Jjong's perspective is always the best.
Chulmoo does sound cute or a girl, then again I'm weird too lol
I'm not even Korean hehe~
thank you for liking it!!!
please do check out my own list if you want ^^

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