Okay I don't know how I stumbled onto this, but I'm glad I did. I was laughing my ass off and its because I worked at a Hallmark store during my breaks from college for 2 years. It's definitely true what you wrote about Hallmark and you really can tell a lot about a person by the cards they buy (and yes, they'd always try to hide the cards in the envelope and guys always tended to buy the longest, sappiest cards they could find...it irritated me).

Also, I love that you used Hyoyeon. She's my favorite SNSD member and I feel like she doesn't get enough love sometimes. Kudos to you, awesome job. ^.^